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Unitarian Jihad

April 24, 2008 · 8 Comments

The following quote, is an excerpt from this article.

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States! Too long has your attention been waylaid by the bright baubles of extremist thought. Too long have fundamentalist yahoos of all religions (except Buddhism — 14-5 vote, no abstentions, fundamentalism subcommittee) made your head hurt. Too long have you been buffeted by angry people who think that God talks to them. You have a right to your moderation! You have the power to be calm! We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!

Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for “balance” by hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have carefully thought through the issues.

We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: “Sincerity is not enough.” We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it’s true doesn’t make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn’t mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

Get your Unitarian Jihad name at Brother Neutron Bomb of Uncanny Honesty’s blog. You can choose between gender specific titles or exact your will as an object.

Today, I am . . . The Battle Axe of Serenity. Other days, I am these personalities: The Honourable Straight Razor of Rationality and/or The Saber of Utter Judgment.

What is your Unitarian Jihad name?

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Photophobia

April 23, 2008 · 4 Comments

In my previous entry titled “How many phobias can YOU get from reading the Bible?” I blogged about phobias. This entry is more personal. I suffer from Photophobia, which is not a phobia in the usual sense.

Most phobias are abnormal, excessive, and irrational, whereas Photophobia is usually an appropriately rational response. According to the Oxford concise Colour Medical Dictionary, it is “an abnormal intolerance of light, in which exposure to light produces intense discomfort of the eyes with tight contraction of the eyelids and other reactions aimed at avoiding the light.”

Photophobia:
Eye pain in bright sunlight, incandescent and fluorescent light.

Contrast between an object and its background is reduced, stopping you from properly seeing what you are looking at.

One example of this type of glare visibility is when bright headlights from an incoming car can stop you from seeing the road. Another, is when sunlight shines on a TV and the contrast of the picture diminishes or disappears. The second example is rather benign. However, the second illustrates the potential dangers in public places. In a domestic setting, a sudden increase in brightness when dicing vegetables can have dire consequences.

Headaches may also result from light sensitivity. The discomfort can be reduced by avoiding sunlight, closing the eyes, wearing dark sunglasses with UV protection, and darkening a room–such as by closing blinds or drawing curtains. It is also helpful to shield light sources to prevent direct light from entering the eyes, as well as minimizing glare from paper, texts, blackboards and desktops. In the most severe cases, dark sunglasses must be worn indoors.

Causes:
Those with light-coloured eyes, cataracts and migraine headaches are most likely to notice the sensitivity. It can also be a symptom of albinism, red-green colour blindness, mercury-poisoning, contact lenses, and certain drugs like amphetamines and antihistamines, cannabis, and cocaine.

I once had my sunglasses stolen in a lecture theatre during a particularly sunny day–most likely the primary motivation, the secondary one being that they were a very nice pair. In all, the theft was a very unpleasant experience. The stolen item was not at all easy to replace given that the density of the tint was greater than one would find in regular stores. To complicate matters, the place where I had bought them was out of stock.

I currently live in a very sunny city. It is obviously unwise given the severity of my condition and I intend to move as soon as the opportunity arises. Unless I want to pass out on the street, I cannot go outside without sunglasses. When I venture out, I seek shade whenever possible either by standing under a tree, or by hiding in the shadow of buildings or choosing to walk on the shady part of the street.

At home, all my windows have coverings. My monitor is dimmed and when typing blog entries, comments, or general surfing, I need to periodically give my eyes a rest or they begin to burn and the words glow until they are no longer legible. In buildings with bright fluorescent lights, I need to wear sunglasses unless I want animate and/or inanimate objects to seem as if they are phasing in and out of this dimension, and as a result, risk crashing into them.

Suffice it to say, it affects concentration, which depending on the situation, can be a serious inconvenience. Given the choice of going out at night or during the day, I choose the former every time. It is not surprising then, that all but one of my romantic partners were nocturnal. As a natural consequence, I first met them at night or during the day hiding from the sun.

Considering all but one (Pantheist) of my ex’s were Atheists/Agnostics, I suspect my next romantic partner will be either of the three and nocturnal.

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How many phobias can YOU get from reading the Bible?

April 22, 2008 · 2 Comments

I was thinking of phobias earlier today, and decided to compile a satirical list of phobias one could conceivably ‘catch’ from reading the Bible, believing in its contents, and partaking in its practices. I have separated them into the following six categories: Time, Environment/Animals, The Church, Unworthiness, Pleasures and the Body, and Punishment. They are self-explanatory. Within each category, the phobias are organized alphabetically.

Time
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.

Environment/Animals
Antlophobia-Fear of floods.Arsonphobia/Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.
Astraphobia/Brontophobia/Keraunophobia/Tonitrophobia
- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Aurophobia-Fear of gold.
Barophobia-Fear of gravity.
Cibophobia-Fear of food.
Ichthyophobia-Fear of fish
Ophidiophobia/Ophiophobia-Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia-Fear of birds.
Ovisophobia-Fear of sheep.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Xerophobia-Fear of dry things or places such as deserts.

The Church
Automatonophobia- Fear of fear of anything that falsely represents a sentient being - dolls (think Jesus and Virgin Mary representations), ventriloquist’s dummies, mannequins, animatronic creatures, wax statues.
Bibliophobia
- Fear of books.
Chrematophobia-
Fear of wealth.
Demonophobia/Daemonophobia
- Fear of demons.
Ecclesiophobia
- Fear of church.
Eleutherophobia-
Fear of freedom.
Epistemophobia/Gnosiophobia
- Fear of knowledge.
Gamophobia
-Fear of marriage.
Hagiophobia
- Fear of saints or holy things.
Heresyphobia/Hereiophobia
- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Hierophobia
- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Homilophobia
- Fear of sermons.
Hypengyophobia/Hypegiaphobia-
Fear of responsibility.
Judaeophobia-
Fear of Jews and of Jewish culture.
Kyphophobia
- Fear of stooping.
Lalophobia
-Fear of talking.
Lygophobia-
Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia-
Fear of becoming insane.
Melanophobia
- Fear of the color black.
Mythophobia
- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Numerophobia
- Fear of numbers.
Ochlophobia-
Fear of crowds or mobs.
Onomatophobia
- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ouranophobia/Uranophobia-Fear of heaven.
Papaphobia
- Fear of the Pope of the papacy.
Pediophobia
- Fear of dolls.
Phasmophobia/Pneumatophobia/Spectrophobia
-Fear of spirits, specters, and incorporeal beings.
Phonophobia
- Fear of noises or voices or one’s own voice; of telephones.
Pogonophobia
- Fear of beards.
Potophobia-
Fear of alcohol or alcoholic beverages.
Psychophobia-
Fear of mind.
Satanophobia
- Fear of Satan.
Staurophobia
- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Symbolophobia
- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia
- Fear of symmetry.
Taphephobia/Taphophobia-
Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Teleophobia
- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Theologicophobia
- Fear of theology.
Theophobia
- Fear of gods or religion.
Toxiphobia/Toxophobia/Toxicophobia-
Fear of poison or of being accidentally poisoned.
Tyrannophobia
- Fear of tyrants.
Verbophobia
- Fear of words.
Wiccaphobia:
Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Zeusophobia
- Fear of God or gods.

Unworthiness
Atelophobia-Fear of imperfection.
Athazagoraphobia-
Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting.
Automysophobia-
Fear of being dirty.
Cacophobia-
Fear of ugliness.
Doxophobia-
Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Eisoptrophobia-
Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Enosiophobia/Enissophobia-
Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.

Pleasures and the Body
Androphobia-Fear of men.
Bathophobia-
Fear of depth or bathing.
Erotophobia-
Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia-
Fear of female genitalia.
Genophobia-
Fear of sex.
Gymnophobia-
Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia/Gynophobia-
Fear of women.
Hedonophobia-
Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hemophobia-
Fear of blood.
Homophobia-
Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Ithyphallophobia-
Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Kolpophobia-
Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Menophobia-
Fear of menstruation.
Paraphobia-Fear of sexual perversion.
Proctophobia-
Fear of rectums.
Venustraphobia-Fear of beautiful women.

Punishment
Catagelophobia-Fear of being ridiculed.
Cleptophobia-
Fear of stealing.
Hadephobia/Stygiophobia-
Fear of hell.
Hamartophobia-
Fear of sinning.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia-
Fear of the number 666.
Ideophobia-
Fear of ideas.
Leprophobia-
Fear of leprosy.
Mastigophobia/Poinephobia-
Fear of punishment.
Odynophobia/Odynephobia/Algophobia-
Fear of pain.
Peccatophobia-Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Phronemophobia-Fear of thinking.
Rhabdophobia-
Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Teratophobia-
Fear of monsters or giving birth to a monster.
Thanatophobia/Thantophobia-
Fear of death or dying.
Zelophobia-Fear of jealousy.

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Isolate me from a line-up, and call me an Atheist.

April 20, 2008 · 3 Comments

I recently commented on an entry titled “what is your purpose” at asl001’s Atheist blog. A Christian blogger named poppies–whom also responded to the entry in question–followed me to my blog propositioning me to continue/expound the discussion by creating an entry here for us to debate–long posts are the norm on my blog.

To address everything in this post alone, would make for a very long entry. For that reason, I will only tackle the issue of whether or not most Atheists are typically ‘powerful or aggressive’ in this segment, and if so, why. I will end with what will be the introduction of the next post–morality.

poppies wrote:
. . . an atheist worldview allows only for subjective morality typically dominated by powerful or aggressive individuals, but I’m open to the idea that I’m wrong.

First, I can guarantee that you would not be able to tell an Atheist from a believer if you saw them on the street and both were dressed in normal clothes. You certainly would not be able to tell that I am an Atheist if I sat next to you on a park bench.

If by ‘power’ you mean managerial positions, it depends on the type of degree a person has. If by ‘power’ you mean intellectual prestige such as undergraduate or graduate degrees . . . you may be partly correct in that regard, as the more advanced an individual’s education, the greater the likelihood of Atheist/Agnostic views.

On that note, if by ‘power’ you mean elected officials, or lawyers, judges, and so forth, it is important to note that due to the current political climate in North America for instance, you would not know they are Atheists. If you were to label these people aggressive, it would not be for their Atheism, as you would not know it exists in them. There is no evidence to suggest that Atheists are typically aggressive.

On the subject of aggression, I take it you are not suggesting violence, but rather a passion for making one’s views known. Christians make their views known to the world all the time. United States politicians speak of God at least once. You have numerous television channels dedicated to Religion where they speak passionately about God and spreading the message of Jesus. You have Churches with billboards advertising that Jesus is the way. If making one’s views known to anyone who will listen is synonymous with aggression, then there is a lot of Christian ‘aggression’ in the United States.

Now we have individuals like Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, Dan Dennett and Richard Dawkins promoting Atheism awareness and it becomes obvious that Atheists are perceived as aggressive only because our silence has been mainly the norm. Our collective voice right now does not in any way equal the viral nature of the Religious, who think their rights to be vocal outweigh our own, or who suggest we can only be truly tolerant through silence whilst they can bask in the luxuries of tolerance by doing the reverse.

Until recently, Atheists were the least trusted/liked minority in the United States–it now appears Scientologists have the honour of that title. Richard Dawkins’ OUT Campaign encourages Atheists/Agnostics to be open about their disbelief, to make our presence known, to remind others that we have equal rights and encourage awareness as a whole–hence the reason for the Scarlet A on my blog.

When minorities are silent because of fear of persecution for an extended amount of time, when they suddenly do begin to speak, they are seen as intolerant and aggressive. It is similar to the feminist movement. Several decades ago, most men believed women lacked the intellect to hold positions of power. This was strictly sexist and clearly not based on evidence but passed down through a patriarchal tradition.

Today, we still have Religious individuals claiming that we lack the morality necessary to hold positions of power. There is zero evidence to suggest this. We do hold positions of power, win humanitarian awards, and our morally is never doubted until we reveal ourselves as Atheists/Agnostics. It plainly illustrates the fact that because many religious individuals cannot fathom how we can be moral without a God(s), does not mean their lack of proper understanding/vision makes it correct.

There are no studies that prove when Atheists/Agnostics are rounded up, followed around for a week at least, and analyzed by their capacity to perform good acts on other humans or be moved by the suffering of others, that they perform worse than their Religious counterparts. You can bet if this is ever proven through multiple studies and the results were the same again and again, that the Religious would not hesitate to wave the studies in the air as ‘proof.’

We are considered morally bankrupt/inferior because of tradition passed down by individuals who would not have profited from saying Religion was not likely to make you any more moral than no Religion. If this were so, their converted-to-be would have asked, then why be Religious?! In the same fashion, those already Religious would have asked, why remain so?

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